Clarity

The most awesome thing about my mind is that it keeps me in check, on point, and on message … whenever it’s not wandering to the point that it seems impossible to finish a … sentence.  To wit, this morning was one of those mornings where I actually thought to myself: ‘maybe, just maybe I’m not a completely useless douchebag.  It is possible, I suppose, that I do have something to offer the world.’  But then in a flash, my mind forced me to compute the percentage of my time that I spend singing Rob Base songs aloud … and that idea went right out the window.

Good job, Brain!

And to be fair, this is Rob Base‘s world.

Oh yeah and …  fuck the Big Mac.