Stagefright

So I was thinking ….

I was pissing at the time, but you assumed that.

Anyhow

I have terrible stagefright.  Urine stagefright; not the kind that keeps you from performing speeches or improv, but the kind that keeps you from emptying your bladder.  The mere presence of people in the next room will make it difficult to relieve myself.  I always can, it just takes a bit longer than usual.

It got me to thinking …

I don’t think that I could ever pee on anyone.  I wouldn’t be able to perform.  If my wife came to me and demanded that I piss on her or lose her, I’d lose her.  That’s really sad.

Just one more thing to worry about.

Fucking life.